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MAY
03
Orangutan Stuns Researchers By Using Rogaine To Fix Bald Spot
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MAY
03
ACEH, INDONESIA—Watching in awe as the wild animal applied the medicinal product to the top of his head, primate researchers were reportedly stunned Friday after witnessing an orangutan use Rogaine to fix a bald spot. “This is the first known case of any wild animal using an over-the-counter hair loss treatment…Read more...
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MAY
03
Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally
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MAY
03
According to a tally by the Associated Press, the number of individuals arrested at college protests held in support of Palestinians in Gaza has surpassed 2,000 across 36 schools. What do you think?Read more...
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MAY
03
Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead
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MAY
03
WASHINGTON—As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over once all Gazans were dead. “Just lie low, let a few thousand more bombs drop on densely populated areas, and you’re…Read more...
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MAY
03
Nation Disappointed After Biden Answers Business Call During Big Recital
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MAY
03
WASHINGTON—His cell phone ringing and causing a huge distraction right as their piece began, the nation reported feeling embarrassed and devastated Friday after President Joe Biden answered a business call during their big recital. “We spent weeks practicing for the spring piano recital, and he missed our whole…Read more...
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MAY
03
Annoying Teen On Train Has Girlfriend’s Whole Face In Mouth
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MAY
03
NEW YORK—With multiple eyewitnesses saying the public display of affection on a Manhattan-bound F train had gotten way out of hand, reports confirmed Friday that annoying teen Thomas Hansler had his girlfriend’s whole face in his mouth. “Ugh, if he wants to apply that much suction to her forehead, eyes, nose, mouth,…Read more...
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MAY
03
Japanese Town To Build Screen Blocking Tourists’ View Of Mount Fuji
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MAY
03
Fujikawaguchiko, a town in Japan known for its clear view of Mount Fuji, has begun constructing a large black screen to obstruct that view in an effort to ward off tourists, saying that the town has become overrun with people blocking traffic, littering, and trespassing. What do you think?Read more...
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MAY
03
Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They’ve Dated
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MAY
03
LEAWOOD, KS—Urging her boyfriend to calm down after he woke up and immediately began to panic, Taylor Swift reportedly began her day Friday by playing a video reminding Travis Kelce who she is and how long they’ve dated. “Hi baby, I know you don’t know who I am right now, but my name is Taylor, and I love you very…Read more...
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MAY
02
‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference
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MAY
02
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MAY
02
Airbnb Recreates House From ‘Up’ For Renters
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MAY
02
As part of a promotion for its new “Icons” category of rental properties, Airbnb recreated the floating house from the movie Up, which the company claims is a fully functional property that guests can stay in while airborne. What do you think?Read more...
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MAY
02
Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
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02
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MAY
06
Woman who loses three fingers in accident just glad she has something to tell her hairdresser
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MAY
06
A WOMAN who has suffered a life-changing injury is consoled that her upcoming visit to the hairdresser will have fewer awkward silences.
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MAY
04
Festival offers selection of acts you would not pay to see individually
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MAY
04
THIS spring and summer’s festivals are offering attendees the opportunity to see a collection of bands they may not be huge fans of but offer decent value in aggregate.
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MAY
04
We ask you: should cafes ban laptops and their overpaid scum users?
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MAY
04
A CANTERBURY cafe has banned laptops and claims it has helped build a community. Should others do the same?
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MAY
03
China launches probe into prog rock’s popularity
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MAY
03
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MAY
03
Sunak pins hopes on new pandemic
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MAY
03
THE prime minister plans to recover from today’s election results by launching a new pandemic and furloughing everyone.
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MAY
03
What employers want to see on your LinkedIn profile: A guide for Conservative MPs
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MAY
03
ARE you a Conservative MP worried about job security? Learn how to stand out from millions of other jobseekers desperate for work with this guide.
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MAY
03
Changing leader again would be funny, Tories assured
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MAY
03
THE electorate has reassured the Conservatives they would find a change of leader both desperate and hilarious.
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MAY
03
10 albums that are best-selling because people are vacant, undiscerning sheep
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MAY
03
FLEETWOOD Mac’s Rumours has been named the best-selling album of all time, so well done them. But many other LPs have sold tens of millions despite being f**king terrible. Like these:
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MAY
02
Baby Reindeer latest show to confuse morons who think television is real
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MAY
02
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MAY
02
‘It’s a lovely sunny day here,’ says someone 300 miles away as if that’s surprising
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MAY
02
A COLLEAGUE 300 miles away in an entirely different part of Britain has expressed surprise that the weather is different there.
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