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JAN
03
Too posh to push? Fewer men than ever passing kidney stones naturally
By:
The Daily Mash
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JAN
03
FOR the first time, more men are electing for a procedure to dissolve kidney stones rather than naturally pushing the large, misshapen crystals out through their urethra.

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JAN
03
We ask you: what are you unsuccessfully giving up this New Year?
By:
The Daily Mash
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JAN
03
THREE days into the New Year, what have you sworn to do without but are already wrestling with your powerful desire for?

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DEC
31
Do you look like a cheap whore? A guide for paranoid women going to New Year’s parties
By:
The Daily Mash
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DEC
31
NO-ONE wants to look as if they're selling sexual services at a New Year's gathering, so if you're a woman paranoid about her outfit use our checklist.

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DEC
31
Man watching Hootenanny alone starts wanking to see if it’s possible to sink lower
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The Daily Mash
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DEC
31
A MAN who is home alone watching Jools Holland’s Hootenanny on New Year’s Eve has begun masturbating as a challenge to himself to sink even lower.

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DEC
31
Midnight f**king ages away when you’re staying up for it with kids
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The Daily Mash
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DEC
31
STAYING awake to witness one year transition to the next is a gruelling marathon that will never end when done with children under ten, parents agree.

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DEC
30
‘Season’s greetings, from Jim and Carol’: Five ways to find out who the f**k Jim and Carol are
By:
The Daily Mash
on
DEC
30
RECEIVED a hand-delivered Christmas card and wondering who the hell sent it? These methods to identify the culprits could set your minds to rest.

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DEC
30
How to have a Christmas sex party for one, by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
By:
The Daily Mash
on
DEC
30
I CAN'T say 2025 was a great year, but I'll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff.

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DEC
30
Five gifts from AI that show it doesn’t know the real you
By:
The Daily Mash
on
DEC
30
YOU thought AI understood you and knew your likes and dislikes. But your faith in your new digital best friend was shaken when it got you these gifts.

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DEC
29
Six Christmas traditions from the late 20th century to befuddle Gen Z
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The Daily Mash
on
DEC
29
CHRISTMAS has many fun traditions, but ones from ancient times like the 1980s may confuse youngsters. Here are some of those strange practices explained for the Gen Z reader.

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DEC
29
Dating app introduces seasonal desperation mode
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The Daily Mash
on
DEC
29
TINDER has rolled out a seasonal desperation mode to connect users who are anxious to get laid by the first of January.

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